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Now hold on, this song has a little introduction to it
It ain't supposed to be sad, though you might feel it that way
It's a song about desperation
Every now and then we do get desperate

This is a song about L-O-V-E
And if you abuse it, yer gonna lose it
And if you lose it, yer gonna abuse it
And if you abuse it, you ain't going to be able to choose it
'Cause you ain't going to have it further on down the line
Things ain't going to be so fine
Yer going to be sitting there on your little machine
Tryin' to look and keep it clean
You're going to be home playing bingo all night all alone
That's why you're sittin' there by the telephone
And you know that she ain't going to call you!

So you put on the TV and you're watchin' Johnny Carson
Segueing right into the "Tomorrow Show"
But that don't got the go
So you turn it off, ya turn on the radio
The radio don't seem to get the click
So you say "Hey man, I can't lickety split"
You start to open up a little book
And there's somethin' there you got to overlook
And you say "Baby!
You know there's somethin' on my mind!"
You say "Baby there's somethin' on my mind!"
I know that you're home, and I know you ain't all alone!"
So you start walking over to her house
You get over to her house
And you walk over to her door and you start poundin' on her door
And you say "Open up the door bitch
This is Woofa Goofa with the green teeth, let me in!"

Well, she opens up the door and then you just kinda walk up to her And say "Baby",
(Say Baby!)
You look up, way up at her green mascara
And you say "Oh my darlin',
You know her and me was at the party as friends
Do not believe what they say
That's only gossip that they tellin' ya down the wisecracker line"
You say "Darlin'!"
Take your big curls and just squeeze them down Rotumba"
What's the name of that chick with the long hair?
(Rapunzel!)
I'd say "Hey Rapunzel! Hahaha
Hey Raputa!
(Raputa the Buta!)
Hey Raputa the Buta!
Flip me down your hair and let me climb up to the ladder of your love!"
'Cause this is Woofa Goofa sayin' to ya
"Love comes once and when it comes you better grab it fast
'Cause sometimes the love you grab ain't going to last
And I believe I musta!
You know I think I musta!!
You know baby I think I musta!!!
You know I think I musta!!!!!
I Musta Got Lost!!!!!!