Αμερικάνικο χιούμορ

[Papa John]

-If Mrs. Sippi,wore her new jersey,what would Della wear ?
-I do'ho,alaskhe(r)

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-what happens when you cut Alaska in half ?
-Texas becomes the third largest state

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-Why is Wyoming so windy ?
-Because Idaho sucks and Nebraska blows

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-What does the N on the Nebraska football team's helmet stand for ?
-Nowledge

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-Person 1 : Do you know what Sin City is ?
Person 2 : Las Vegas
Person 1 : Do you know what the windy city is ?
Person 2 : Chicago
Person 1 : Do you know what Den City is ?
Person 2 : ...
Person 1 : Mass over volume

[Papa John]

Did you hear about the Eskimo somewhere in Alaska and his fiancee ? One cold night she broke it off...

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